{"id":6087,"date":"2016-12-24T22:03:52","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T05:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/?p=6087"},"modified":"2016-12-24T22:14:50","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T05:14:50","slug":"no-elf-on-the-shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/no-elf-on-the-shelf\/","title":{"rendered":"No Elf on the Shelf"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 align=\"center\">Dawn Marie Is No Ordinary Elf on the Shelf<\/h1>\n<p align=\"center\">I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m any ordinary Elf on the Shelf. &nbsp;Have you been a good boy?? &nbsp;Would you want to wake up and find me as your Elf? &nbsp;I think we could find a few spots a bit better for me to sit than on a shelf? &nbsp;What do you think?? &nbsp;Where would you like me to sit?? &nbsp; Perhaps your face??&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/join-my-site\/\">You do know I like it on top, that is my favorite place to sit, VBEG!! &nbsp; &nbsp;Check out my ELF Selfie update and let me know where you would like me to sit! CLICK HERE!!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/join-my-site\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4918\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4918 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/dm-snapchat-free.jpg\" alt=\"dm-snapchat-free\" width=\"460\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/dm-snapchat-free.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/dm-snapchat-free-300x98.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn Marie Is No Ordinary Elf on the Shelf I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m any ordinary Elf on the Shelf. &nbsp;Have you been a good boy?? &nbsp;Would you want to wake up and find me as your Elf? &nbsp;I think we could find a few spots a bit better for me to sit than on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-latest-updates","category-photos","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6087"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6103,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087\/revisions\/6103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dawnmariesdream.com\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}